A Day (or SIXTY) Late, Maybe?

WHY? Why, I ask, are so many people coming over here looking for the Miss Universe Wardrobe Malfunction? Today?

Were they living outside the Universe when it happened OVER TWO MONTHS AGO? Were they in summer hibernation? Is there a newer one that I don't know about? One or two hits a day--OK. But EIGHT in five hours? What am I--A Pimp? Hey, I'm sorry. With the exception of my BlogExplosion girls, I'm outta business. This is it, I say. NO MORE PIMPING!