A Special Thanks To Johnny Depp's Makeup Team...

Jack Sparrow, Day 2

This morning...
Me: Son, you didn't wash your face last night like I asked you to.
Son 2: I couldn't.
Me: Why not?
Son 2: It would've washed my whiskers off...

This afternoon...
Me: Son, you need to take the trash out. I've asked you three times.
Son 2: I can't.
Me: Why not?
Son 2: I NEED for you to redo my whiskers.
Me: You STILL have on yesterday's makeup! You're going to get zits if you don't wash your face.
Son2: What are zits?
Me: Bumps that you get when you don't wash the gunk off your face.
Son 2: Does Jack Sparrow have zits?
Me: I don't know.
Son 2: (grabbing the Pirates of the Carribean DVD cover to compare "Jack's" face with his) Well, neither of us have zits, but could you fix my eyes? I don't want people to see me like this.

SCARY! I hope this phase ends with Halloween....